You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. Quentin Crisp countrycrawldrop Change image and share on social
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. Quentin Crisp badlydirthousework Change image and share on social
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. Quentin Crisp colognediplomaticeuphemism Change image and share on social
I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. Quentin Crisp involvementlimitlive Change image and share on social
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. Quentin Crisp dragjoneselevel Change image and share on social
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. Quentin Crisp cookflavorinstant Change image and share on social
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin. Quentin Crisp bookcommitetiquette Change image and share on social
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp funnygravehappen Change image and share on social
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. Quentin Crisp autobiographyforminstallment Change image and share on social
