Quentin Crisp

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

I wanted to be a male ballet dancer.

I wanted to be a male ballet dancer.