Phyllis Battelle

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

I think celebrities suck.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.