Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny laugh
A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now. Phil McGraw gonnaweighyear Change image and share on social
I'm one of those that believes you can't be one kind of a man and another kind of president. Phil McGraw believekindman Change image and share on social
I do not believe, even remotely, that you have to have a partner in your life in order to be whole, in order to be complete, in order to be fulfilled. You just don't have to. Phil McGraw completefulfilllife Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
