Peter DeLuise

My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying 'eh' and wearing toques.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

I was not very well-behaved. I remember I was a discipline problem. I was a typical American male at twenty years old, and I was causing trouble whenever I could.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.