Peter DeLuise

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying 'eh' and wearing toques.

If you were shopping for a father, you'd have to take out a serious loan to afford mine. He's the best.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.