Peter De Vries

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

People mature at different stages and I feel I'm learning a lot.