I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes annoy bother child
We're chipping away at our capacity for wonder. When hologram TVs eventually go on sale, they'll cost £20,000 and be bought only by those strange, heroic, friendless men who live in flats piled high with giant 80s mobiles and DVD players weighing eight stone. Peter Baynham 00080sbuy share on social
People sort of imagine Chris Morris and me sitting somewhere dark, with dripping taps and chilling background music. In fact, we like to sit on his roof in the sunshine - and there's an endless amount of just sitting there, going, 'So, erm, er, what shall we do?' Peter Baynham amountbackgroundchill share on social
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker. Peter Baynham comediannavigatequalify Change image and share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social
If I were gay, life would be a lot simpler. I'm kind of annoyed that I'm not. Grace Slick annoygaykind Change image and share on social
I am so tired of ruggedly handsome heroes. I don't know too many ruggedly handsome people who are necessarily nice people. In fact, the beautiful people have a big handicap because they rely too much on their appearance and don't bother to become interesting. Barbara Mertz appearancebeautifulbig share on social