We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress. Nick Lampson campaigncongresscontract Change image and share on social
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney averagedognice Change image and share on social
Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom. Marcel Duchamp boredomderisionderogatory Change image and share on social
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Roger Caras doglifelive Change image and share on social
I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies. Nicole Anderson academicbookbully Change image and share on social
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield bigpeoplepet Change image and share on social
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Robert Southey animalgardenkitten Change image and share on social
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with. Juan Gris bitedoghand Change image and share on social
If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs... I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big. Dick Van Patten alligatorbathtubbig share on social
Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. Bob Barker havejoyneuter Change image and share on social