Penn Jillette

I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.