Pauline Phillips

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.

It is veneer, rouge, aestheticism, art museums, new theaters, etc. that make America impotent. The good things are football, kindness, and jazz bands.

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.