If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes sucker table
A painting means as much to you as a string of pearls to an ape. Paul Scofield apemeanpaint Change image and share on social
Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip. Paul Scofield cheatcomicplagiarize Change image and share on social
A book is worth a few francs; we Germans can afford to destroy those. We all may not appreciate artistic merit, but cash value is another matter. Paul Scofield affordartisticbook Change image and share on social
Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it. Fran Drescher concerteventfamous Change image and share on social
All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready. Seth Green activityextremehard Change image and share on social