Paris Hilton

It will work. I am a marketing genius.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

I don't really think, I just walk.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

One has to be foolish or irredeemably stupid to believe that anything good can come to Europe from the land of presumed opportunity.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.