I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny. P. J. O'Rourke alarmblockcar share on social
I myself am a parent in a small business. Number of employees: one. P. J. O'Rourke businessemployeenumb Change image and share on social
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon. P. J. O'Rourke factpeopleterrify Change image and share on social
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P. J. O'Rourke 380slarousalbenz Change image and share on social
Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. P. J. O'Rourke bosniaempowerempowerment Change image and share on social
I think the Baby Boom has enjoyed itself, maybe sometimes a little too much, and we're continuing to enjoy ourselves, maybe a little too much. P. J. O'Rourke babyboomcontinue Change image and share on social
A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It's a promissory note that doesn't actually promise anything. It's not backed by gold or silver. P. J. O'Rourke backbankdollar Change image and share on social
Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they're right. P. J. O'Rourke eastexplainmiddle Change image and share on social
It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you. P. J. O'Rourke funhavemake Change image and share on social
Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes - the whole bag of tricks. P. J. O'Rourke antithesisbagblack share on social
