Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help? P. J. O'Rourke easyhardharm Change image and share on social
If it were not for government regulation of big corporations, executives at companies like Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, they could have cheated investors out of millions. P. J. O'Rourke bigcheatcompany Change image and share on social
The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there's a reason for that - the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent - No Child Left Behind. P. J. O'Rourke absentaccustomamerica share on social
The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around. P. J. O'Rourke broadcastfindidea Change image and share on social
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. P. J. O'Rourke champagneenjoyhost Change image and share on social
Americans are good at pursuing happiness. And the Americans who pursue happiness most diligently show that we're also good at running it down and killing it. P. J. O'Rourke americandiligentlygood Change image and share on social
Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There's more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it's awfully close to human. P. J. O'Rourke adaptivelycarecase share on social
My life would have gone along perfectly well, politically speaking, if it hadn't been for girls. P. J. O'Rourke girllifeperfectly Change image and share on social
The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It's a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect. P. J. O'Rourke afghanistanamountample Change image and share on social
America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. P. J. O'Rourke americagodnation Change image and share on social