Is Bill Clinton so good at politics, or are other politicians so bad? P. J. O'Rourke badbillclinton Change image and share on social
China is trying to become America without democracy while America is trying to become France without cheese calories. P. J. O'Rourke americacaloriecheese Change image and share on social
Why do elites hate the poor? It's xenophobia. They don't know any poor people - except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don't speak English. P. J. O'Rourke bookbrazilianclean share on social
Never fight an inanimate object. P. J. O'Rourke fightinanimateobject Change image and share on social
Jeans fit the mature male one of two ways, both dirigible in nature. You make a public impression that's either Hindenburg or Goodyear blimp. P. J. O'Rourke blimpdirigiblefit Change image and share on social
There are selves too big for one person to contain. You cannot call them selfish. There is nothing -ish about such selves. They are the self, as it were, itself. P. J. O'Rourke bigcallish Change image and share on social
I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. P. J. O'Rourke agreelimbaughlisten Change image and share on social
Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. P. J. O'Rourke badcostgun Change image and share on social
One of the few benefits of being a journalist is that you're not in the Army. P. J. O'Rourke armybenefitjournalist Change image and share on social
A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking. P. J. O'Rourke humoristnotetake Change image and share on social
