Norman Lindsay

The best love affairs are those we never had.

Every mind which has given itself to self-expression in art is aware of a directing agency outside its conscious control which it has agreed to label 'inspiration'.

A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.'

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

The judge said I was a menace to society because I had put crime on a scientific basis.