I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech. Nora Ephron acceptancecarehead Change image and share on social
Directing movies is the best job there is, that's all. I can hardly say a word after that. It's just a great job. Nora Ephron directgreatjob Change image and share on social
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke. Nora Ephron bananaherojoke Change image and share on social
Nothing like mashed potatoes when you're feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful. Nora Ephron addbedblue share on social
Every 10 years or so, there was a moment when I'd say, even subconsciously, 'Is that all there is?' You've got to find ways to keep it fresh for yourself. Nora Ephron findfreshhave Change image and share on social
E-mail is a whole new way of being friends with people: intimate but not, chatty but not, communicative but not; in short, friends but not. What a breakthrough. How did we ever live without it? I have more to say on this subject, but I have to answer an instant message from someone I almost know. Nora Ephron answerbreakthroughchatty share on social
I don't have writer's block, really. I do have times when I can't get the lead, and that is the only part of the story which I have serious trouble with. I don't write a word of the article until I have the lead. It just sets the whole tone - the whole point of view. Nora Ephron articleblocklead share on social
Your hair doesn't need to be washed every day any more than your black pants have to be dry-cleaned every time you wear them. Nora Ephron blackcleanday Change image and share on social
What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us. Nora Ephron franklygreathappen Change image and share on social
My second divorce was the worst kind of divorce. There were two children; one had just been born. My husband was in love with someone else. Nora Ephron badbearchild Change image and share on social