Top 27 Quotes by Noel Coward

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Work is much more fun than fun.

There's always something fishy about the French.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.