Nicole Holofcener

It's harder to take care of kids than it is to make a movie.

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts.

I'm not a producer and I don't even know the places my producer goes to, thankfully.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

I've never really been somebody who likes to hit it straight. That's just never been my forte, I guess.