If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. Neil Simon bearexperiencelife Change image and share on social
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. Neil Simon comedydegreefact share on social
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon carecouplefeel Change image and share on social
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. Neil Simon embalmfluidgee Change image and share on social
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. Neil Simon bringhappinessmoney Change image and share on social
New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it. Neil Simon meccasmellyork Change image and share on social
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. Neil Simon artdrawhappen Change image and share on social
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. Neil Simon havelifelive Change image and share on social
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. Neil Simon backendentertainment Change image and share on social
Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18. Neil Simon dayknowlane Change image and share on social
