Neil Patrick Harris

In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger.

My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it's all ages and everyone seems to be having fun.

I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic.

You can't please everyone, and trying to is the kiss of death. I don't care about Wayne Newton's demographics. When I do, I'll know that it's time to quit.

The person is always happy who is in the presence of something they cannot know in full. A person as advanced far in the study of morals who has mastered the difference between pride and vanity.

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.