Mort Walker

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.

The people who were against the Vietnam War thought I was attacking the Army. The guys in the Army thought I was representing their experiences. I was on both sides, and I survived.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.