Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather. Molly Ivins dayfeellie Change image and share on social
You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to. Molly Ivins ignorematterpolitic Change image and share on social
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. Molly Ivins funnypolitictexas Change image and share on social
If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. Molly Ivins changeconflicteast Change image and share on social
Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. Molly Ivins backcountryfightin share on social
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. Molly Ivins belongdrinklegislature Change image and share on social
Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear. Molly Ivins backfearfreedom Change image and share on social
So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. Molly Ivins belovedcatdoin share on social
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. Molly Ivins entertainmentfineform Change image and share on social
The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion. Molly Ivins belovedconfusiondemocracy Change image and share on social