I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down. Mo Rocca badbegincarol Change image and share on social
I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. Mo Rocca sendspec Change image and share on social
I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. Mo Rocca lotthinguseless Change image and share on social
Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple. Mo Rocca americabluecure Change image and share on social
My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. Mo Rocca dayfootballsophomore Change image and share on social
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. Mo Rocca cheneyclevercool share on social
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. Mo Rocca buttoncoffeedump share on social
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Mo Rocca convincefunnyimportant Change image and share on social
If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her. Mo Rocca apartmentbackgargantuan Change image and share on social
I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. Mo Rocca barriercarrydrag share on social
