I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down. Mo Rocca badbegincarol Change image and share on social
I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. Mo Rocca geniusgonnaleave Change image and share on social
I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. Mo Rocca sendspec Change image and share on social
Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple. Mo Rocca americabluecure Change image and share on social
My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. Mo Rocca dayfootballsophomore Change image and share on social
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. Mo Rocca buttoncoffeedump share on social
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Mo Rocca convincefunnyimportant Change image and share on social
I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. Mo Rocca barriercarrydrag share on social
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. Mo Rocca coveragedieevent Change image and share on social
Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously. Mo Rocca backballpolitician Change image and share on social