I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways. Mo Rocca factfoothair Change image and share on social
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Mo Rocca convincefunnyimportant Change image and share on social
Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. Mo Rocca lovemorningpark Change image and share on social
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. Mo Rocca buttoncoffeedump share on social
Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. Mo Rocca chaoticconstitutionaldecentralize share on social
Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive. Mo Rocca bedbiteearly share on social
It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world. Mo Rocca favoriteflexiblehead Change image and share on social
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. Mo Rocca bigearinterest Change image and share on social
A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something. Mo Rocca batonbigbold share on social
