Mike Scully

I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.

The only guest star I really wanted to get but didn't was Bruce Springsteen.

The idea of 'Napoleon Dynamite' as an animated series made perfect sense to me.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.