Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. Mike Myers deathmarriageroom Change image and share on social
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. Mike Myers basecuisinedare Change image and share on social
I really just love making comedies; I love doing characters. Mike Myers charactercomedylove Change image and share on social
I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character. Mike Myers blastcharacterguy Change image and share on social
Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it. Mike Myers canadacitycountry Change image and share on social
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer. Mike Myers beerbookcrust Change image and share on social
My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff. Mike Myers armydadliverpool Change image and share on social
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. Mike Myers fatherhoodgreathappen Change image and share on social
My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office. Mike Myers dadencyclopediafactory Change image and share on social
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. Mike Myers barbenchchocolate share on social
