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How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer. Mike Birbiglia answercarnivallot Change image and share on social
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear. Mike Birbiglia divorcefailurefear Change image and share on social
My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mike Birbiglia boxcinnamoncrunch Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun! Nathan Myhrvold ballisticblockcamera Change image and share on social
I remember Detroit feeling really unsafe, feeling scared a lot. Our house was broken into, our car was stolen, we had to get a watchdog, we would get beat up in the street, I had my bike stolen. There was just a lot of real anarchy on the streets and sidewalks. Sufjan Stevens anarchybeatbike share on social