Mike Birbiglia

Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

 

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

Mike Birbiglia

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I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Mike Birbiglia

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My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Mike Birbiglia

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