Mike Birbiglia

Every sleep doctor I've talked to said it was an urban legend that you shouldn't wake up a sleepwalker. All that will happen is that you will get condescended to.

Download

Rotate quotes

condescend doctor happen

These are some quotes by American author Mike Birbiglia Comedian, who was born on June 20, 1978.

Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

Mike Birbiglia

answercarnivallot

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Mike Birbiglia

divorcefailurefear

My dad goes through war novels like I go through boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Mike Birbiglia

boxcinnamoncrunch

Pamela Sargent

businessconnectdeal

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

Khaled Hosseini

doctorgoodpatient

Liberals are some of the most arrogant, condescending smart alecks, but they're just pure ignorant, and they fit the bill of people who have no love and no respect for the founding of this country.

Rush Limbaugh

alecksarrogantbill

Filter by keyword:

Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia

Related Quotes

Pamela Sargent

Khaled Hosseini

Rush Limbaugh

Popular Authors

Popular Topics