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We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. Mickey Rivers capitalizemistakewill Change image and share on social
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Mickey Rivers catchasecold Change image and share on social
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask. Mickey Rivers maskoxygenugly Change image and share on social
I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious. Alexander Ludwig ballentouragefamily Change image and share on social
In a pine tree behind me, an eagle waits out the rain, hunched into himself, brooding. Crows squabble, a murder chasing a raven. Seals cruise the lines of fishing nets bobbing in the water, hoping for an easy meal, the tender bellies of salmon. Eden Robinson bellybobbrood share on social
Eligible citizens from any State in the Union can serve in the Border Protection Corps of that State. John Culberson bordercitizencorps Change image and share on social
