That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes darn folk funny
I love the movie 'Taken,' but the dialogue in the beginning of that movie is hilarious. They're talking, these commando types, and there's dialogue like, 'Hopefully your daughter appreciates what you're doing for her. Does she know that you're doing it?' What guys talk like this? Michael Jai White appreciatebegincommando share on social
When I was young, I had a favorite movie star. One day, I saw one of his movies, and it was bad, and he was bad in it. I could tell he didn't care and only did it for the money. I felt betrayed. I never watched another one of his movies again. Michael Jai White badbetraycare share on social
My favorite TV couple is Edith and Archie Bunker. Because they were such individuals that I can't imagine anyone else playing them. And I think that Archie was one of the greatest characters ever on television. Even with his flaws, you loved him. Michael Jai White archiebunkercharacter share on social
When it comes to the health of our families, Barack refused to listen to all those folks who told him to leave health reform for another day, another president. He didn't care whether it was the easy thing to do politically - that's not how he was raised - he cared that it was the right thing to do. Michelle Obama barackcareday share on social
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! Ivanka Trump changedarndiaper Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social