When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cool fhm joke
I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man. Megan Fox alanaldadoppelganger Change image and share on social
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. Megan Fox baregirlhand Change image and share on social
My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else. Megan Fox bodyleavemine Change image and share on social
I'm trying to work on my modelling career and remove myself from the whole FHM stigma. I want to be seen as a classic model. Reeva Steenkamp careerclassicfhm Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social