Megan Fox

I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.