I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cook death starve
I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man. Megan Fox alanaldadoppelganger Change image and share on social
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. Megan Fox baregirlhand Change image and share on social
My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else. Megan Fox bodyleavemine Change image and share on social
I was not encouraged to follow the career of a writer because my parents thought that I was going to starve to death. They thought nobody can make a living from being a writer in Brazil. They were not wrong. Paulo Coelho brazilcareerdeath share on social
I've been watching 'Game of Thrones,' and I can't wait for 'Bored to Death' to come back, it's one of my faves. Michelle Forbes backboredeath Change image and share on social
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it. Nikki Cox cookfrighteninglylife Change image and share on social
