Megan Fox

I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.