Maya Rudolph

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

Nothing so completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.