Max Cannon

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

Good breeding differs, if at all, from high breeding only as it gracefully remembers the rights of others, rather than gracefully insists on its own rights.

The failure of the system to deal quickly was attributable to Nixon's lying, stonewalling and refusal to come clean. So it took 26 months for the final truth to be known.