Maura Tierney

I don't have much patience with sick people.

My answer to a lot of things is to go to work. That's not everybody's answer.

You can't just take care of everybody else all the time.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.