I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up. Matthew Perry billboardboardface Change image and share on social
It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles. Matthew Perry circleforeignproblem Change image and share on social
I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year. Matthew Perry diesoberworry Change image and share on social
The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.' Matthew Perry drinklifeproud Change image and share on social
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. Matthew Perry applausecarcrash Change image and share on social
I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. Matthew Perry bunchhumorjoke Change image and share on social
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! Matthew Perry datefoolguy Change image and share on social
I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the time I was a kid; obsessing over, 'This joke doesn't quite work, we've got to get this right.' I was always like that, whether I was a member of a six-person ensemble or whether I'm the center of a show. Matthew Perry centerensemblefear share on social
The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything. Matthew Perry sobrietything Change image and share on social
Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that. Matthew Perry fixproblemtime Change image and share on social