I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up. Matthew Perry lotpartyshow Change image and share on social
I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not. Matthew Perry dedicatefindgay Change image and share on social
I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up. Matthew Perry billboardboardface Change image and share on social
It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles. Matthew Perry circleforeignproblem Change image and share on social
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. Matthew Perry applausecarcrash Change image and share on social
I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. Matthew Perry bunchhumorjoke Change image and share on social
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night! Matthew Perry datefoolguy Change image and share on social
The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything. Matthew Perry sobrietything Change image and share on social
Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that. Matthew Perry fixproblemtime Change image and share on social
I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered together - 'Taxi' and 'Cheers,' 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends.' Matthew Perry backcheercomedy Change image and share on social
