I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes applause car crash
My favorite actor was, is, Michael Keaton. Certainly growing up, in the movie 'Night Shift' he did something brand new that I hadn't seen before that we all steal from now. And then it was in 1987 he did the movie 'Clean and Sober' and 'Beetlejuice' in the same year, and that was when I said, 'Wow, that's what I want to do.' Matthew Perry actorbeetlejuicebrand share on social
My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others. Matthew Perry cleanfavoritegod Change image and share on social
A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength. Matthew Perry addictionchoiceexperience Change image and share on social
Like Cato, give his little senate laws, and sit attentive to his own applause. Alexander Pope applauseattentivecato Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
It's going to be a rule, I think, for wearing a crash hat, and I actually fractured my skull through not wearing a hat. I was so lucky to escape from that, and now, it's something I always do. Charlotte Dujardin crashescapefracture Change image and share on social