I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes front room stand
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me. Matthew Broderick accountantbigcharacter share on social
You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists. Matthew Broderick fightfistgreen Change image and share on social
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. Matthew Broderick babyholdlaw Change image and share on social
After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap. That's a big one, the napping on demand! Maria Semple bigchargedecade share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social