I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up. Marty Feldman diegrowyoung Change image and share on social
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman considerablyeasymighty Change image and share on social
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. Marty Feldman eatexecutivegladly Change image and share on social
I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference. Marty Feldman differencedirectdirector Change image and share on social
I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though. Marty Feldman enjoything Change image and share on social
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman considerablyeasymighty Change image and share on social
I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did. Marty Feldman embarrassjoke Change image and share on social
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. Marty Feldman actcomedysodomy Change image and share on social
