I never went on auditions because I would be terrible at it, so I just did stand-up. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes audition stand terrible
Acting is completely different from the standup world. You have these 12- or 14-hour days, but you have a great time doing it. It's like hanging out with your friends. Martha Kelly actcompletelyday Change image and share on social
From the time I was 18, I knew I wanted to be a comedian, but I was just scared to try it. And first I thought, 'Well, I should go to college and get a degree.' That didn't pan out. Martha Kelly collegecomediandegree Change image and share on social
I feel like I should be a really happy, bubbly person to correspond with my good fortune, but I'm more of a this-could-dry-up-any-minute person who tries to enjoy it while it lasts. And if it does dry up, I'll still have the people I love, and I'll just figure out how to pay rent. Martha Kelly bubblycorrespondenjoy share on social
I just hate sitting and writing - I had to do that in school. Plus, I have terrible handwriting. Saul Kripke handwritinghateschool Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them. Devon Bostick actorauditiondeeply Change image and share on social
