I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food. Markie Post datedreadfood Change image and share on social
Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. Markie Post childcornexpand Change image and share on social
I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad. Markie Post badcharmdecide Change image and share on social
I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day. Markie Post daygirlgrocery Change image and share on social
