I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad. Markie Post badcharmdecide Change image and share on social
I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food. Markie Post datedreadfood Change image and share on social
Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. Markie Post childcornexpand Change image and share on social
I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day. Markie Post daygirlgrocery Change image and share on social
