Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

If you compare NASA's annual budget to explore the heavens, that one year budget would fund NOAA's budget to explore the oceans for 1,600 years.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.