Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I have always had confidence in my own ability.

It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block.