Mark Roberts

Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.