Mario Cantone

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

The Audio Home Recording Act directly says that noncommercial copying by consumers is lawful.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.