Margaret Smith

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me.

The delta blues is a low-down, dirty shame blues. It's a sad, big wide sound, something to make you think about people who are dead or the women who left you.

The airline business is the biggest team sport in the world. When you're all consumed with fighting among yourselves, your opponents can run over you every day.