I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life. Marcus Brigstocke jollitylifespend Change image and share on social
Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.' Marcus Brigstocke dailyeventuallyhost Change image and share on social
If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt. Marcus Brigstocke kiltscottish Change image and share on social
I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness. Marcus Brigstocke compareinsidelead Change image and share on social
If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it. Marcus Brigstocke acceptagendumagree Change image and share on social
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important. Marcus Brigstocke aimcarelesscorrectness share on social
I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing. Marcus Brigstocke amazebookday share on social
I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue. Marcus Brigstocke cluegoodmemory Change image and share on social